Judy Hogan is a contemporary fiction writer who lives in the Blue Mountains, Australia. Although not yet published, she has completed her first novel, which she knows statistically is probably rubbish, but she loves it, and is ok with the fact that it will never be published. She pretends to like Liverpool soccer club for personal reasons, and is numerically illiterate. She was a nurse in a former life and ate vegemite sandwiches every day for lunch at school for thirteen years, which is probably why she ended up in nursing. She dislikes parties and having to socialise in groups. She dislikes group FaceTime calls more. She was once known for three years as ‘Matilda’ because she lied to a boy about her name.